Pen: Good evening! My name is Penelope TheSim and this is Free Will On with your host, Penelope TheSim. Tonight I'll be shooting the breeze with Macaulay Augustine LeCroix and Lawrence Troy Caliente or as I like to think of them- Brangelina!
Cully: I don't get it.
Laurie: Which one do I get to be? Bra or Ngelina?
Pen: Up to you! Now tell me, Laurie- Everyone is DYING to know- When will you be working up the courage to ask this hot little number out on a date?
Laurie: What?!?
Pen: Inquiring minds want to know!
Laurie: Oh do they? Yo, Cull?
Cully: Yeah, Laur?
Laurie: You wanna go on a date with me?
Cully: Nope! I'm good!
Laurie: And there you have it, oh ye inquiring minds.
Cully: Who are these inquiring minds, anyway?
Laurie: I think I have to take a leak.
Pen: There are no exits. Now Cully-
Laurie: But what about that door?
Pen: It's a three story drop, sweetheart. Now Cully, what was it like growing up in a dysfunctional home?
Cully: I...
Laurie: What do you MEAN, there are no exits?!?
Cully: Really begs the question of how we got in, doesn't it?
Pen: Am I the only one who's like roasting here? Are you guys hot?
Laurie: Cool as a cucumber on this end.
Cully: Yeah, you're starting to look kinda flushed, Pen. Can I call you Pen?
Pen: Flushed? Flushed how? How flushed?
Cully: You're like, all red and stuff.
Laurie: Yeah, you may want to get that checked out. Looks serious.
Pen: I don't feel so good.
Cully: Taking a three story nosedive probably won't help matters much.
Pen: I don't feel so good.
Laurie: I still have to piss like a race horse.
Cully: You ok over there, Pen?
Pen: Did you ever notice just how many stars there are?
Cully: It's still daylight.
Laurie: I think we might have to break a window with the coffee pot and climb out onto the roof there.
Cully: Yeah, that's probably our best bet. We can shimmy down the rain spout.
Pen: Did someone say, "Show me how to maim trout?"
Laurie: No, he said, "shimmy down the rain spout". But you were close.
Pen: (passes out standing up)
Cully: Is she dead?
Laurie: Well I suppose that concludes this episode of Free Will On.
Cully: Yeah and if we figure out a way to get her to the emergency room, then next week she'll be interviewing Phoenix and Ripp.
Laurie: That sounds really boring.
Cully: I won't be tuning in.
Laurie: Goodnight, Pleasantview!
Oh god I love it! I'm laughing so hard! They never NEVER ok sometimes but usually they don't do what you think they will do....been there.
ReplyDeleteThank you. Completely hysterical and I adore both the set and the script. My kind of writing.
Oh man, that was a whole lot of fun! Did you plan for her to get sunstroke, or did it randomly happen and you just rolled with it? Er... assuming that sims can get burnt through windows (I've seen it happen in real life, but I've never played seasons, so I'm not sure).
ReplyDeletePen: ...or as I like to think of them- Brangelina!
Cully: I don't get it.
*dies*
hehehehe Thanks guys!
ReplyDeleteVan- Free will is on. I didn't control anything. I just stuck them in a room and let them do whatever. That's the fun of doing these. :)
Now what I didn't manage to get a shot of- When Laurie and Cully teleported in, Cully immediately jumped into Laurie's arms for one of those "carry me" hugs. I don't know what the interaction is actually called on the menu... Leap into arms maybe?
THERE ARE NO EXITS!!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd Pen-sim faints from expresso-induced sunburn. Ah freewill, how I'll never miss thee.
Hysterical. With a capital HYS.
hahaha NO! Free will is AMAZING! Just ask Kvornan. He ain't got none.
ReplyDeleteHA!
ReplyDeleteHahaha! The last thing I expected was for Penelope TheSim to pass out! WTF? How on earth did she get sunburned?
ReplyDeleteIt is hilarious what you can get on free will. And writing text to it is so much fun! I'm looking forward to more of these!
hehe I think it was the coffee, Gayl! What a weird game. But yeah, Coffee=sunburn for some reason. I may take it out of the equation for the next episode.
ReplyDeleteThanks, Gayl! :)