Full Name: Haven Rose Hanby
Age: 10
Height: 4'7"
Weight: 78 lbs
Species: human
Birth Place: Pleasantview
Caste: Low
Occupation: Student
Favorite Color: grreeeeennnnn
Favorite Food: tater tots
Favorite Music: I like the songs that I make up better than other people's songs because my songs are funny and good.
Favorite Book(s): The Stinky Cheese Man And Other Fairly Stupid Tales by Jon Scieszka, Harriet the Spy by Louise Fitzhugh, Mrs. Frisby and the Rats of Nimh by Robert C. O'brien
Hobbies: Reptiles and amphibians!
Most Prized Possession: The pocket guide to shadow puppets that my brother drew for me so I can make shadow puppets.
OMG I LOVED The Stinky Cheese Man! (So much so I married a Frenchman, go figure.)
ReplyDeleteAnd I love tater tots too! She would probably get annoying rather quickly, but I would love to invite Haven over for tater tots and fish sticks and stinky cheese and playing with turtles and a shadow puppet show. (That is so sweet... a hand-drawn pocket guide to shadow puppets... *sniffle*)
The Stinky Cheese Man rocks. When I was in the third grade, I requested that my parents purchase it for me but they refused, stating that it was "just too stupid".
ReplyDeletehaha How can anyone not like tater tots? I used to have a Belgian roommate and it took me 2 months to get her to try a tater tot. She just shrugged and said "pas mal", then walked away. But deep down, I know she couldn't resist the power of the tot!
Haven is a vegetarian and wouldn't actually go for the fish sticks, I'm afraid. But the tots would be more than sufficient. Particularly if you also had red KoolAid on offer.